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On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. The severity of the itch is inversely proportiona to the ability to reach it. I intend to live forever - so far so good. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges Remember half the people you know are below average. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? He who laughs last thinks slowest. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. No one is listening until you make a mistake. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. |
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